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Be life long or short, its completeness depends on what it was lived for.
Author: David Starr Jordan

Be more splendid, more extraordinary. Use every moment to fill yourself up.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be, since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be.
Author: Thomas a Kempis

Be not forgetful to entertain strangers, for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
Author: Bible

Be not the first by whom the new are tried, Nor yet the last to lay the old aside.
Author: Alexander Pope

What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves.
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies.
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes