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He who lives without folly isn't so wise as he thinks.
Author: Francois de La Rochefoucauld

He who promises more than he is able to perform, is false to himself; and he who does not perform what he has promised, is a traitor to his friend.
Author: George Shelley

He who spares the wicked injures the good.
Author: Seneca

He who undervalues himself is justly undervalued by others.
Author: William Hazlitt

He who would leap high must take a long run.
Author: Danish Proverb

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial. It was nearly 4:30 p.m. and getting a jury would take time, so the judge called a recess and went out in the hall looking to impanel anyone available for jury duty. He found a dozen lawyers in the main lobby and told them that they were a jury. The lawyers thought this would be a novel experience and so followed the judge back to the courtroom. The trial was over in about 10 minutes and it was very clear that the defendant was guilty. The jury went into the jury-room, the judge started getting ready to go home, and everyone waited. After nearly three hours, the judge was totally out of patience and sent the bailiff into the jury-room to see what was holding up the verdict. When the bailiff returned, the judge said, "Well have the y got a verdict yet?" The bailiff shook his head and said, "Verdict? Hell, they're still doing nominating speeches for the foreman's position!"
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

What's the definition of a school report? A poison pen letter from the principal.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

Last night I wrote myself a letter. But I forgot to sign it and now I don't know who it's from.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

I got an anonymous letter today. Oh, really - who was it from?!
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes