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How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.
Author: Benjamin Disraeli

If your morals make you dreary, depend on it , they are wrong.
Author: Robert Louis Stevenson

So full of artless jealousy is guilt, It spills itself in fearing to be spilt.
Author: William Shakespeare

So little time and so little to do.
Author: Oscar Levant

So many new ideas are at first strange and horrible, though ultimately valuable that a very heavy responsibility rests upon those who would prevent their dissemination.
Author: J. B. S. Haldane

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ? To stop getting wet !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ? Elephanta Claus !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can't remember long stories !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield right of way.
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? A sheep.
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes