Best quotes to send by SMS

A prophet is not without honor, save in his own country, and in his own house.
Author: Bible
A prudent mind can see room for misgiving, lest he who prospers would one day suffer reverse.
Author: Sophocles
A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for some propriety of felicity justifying the intrusion.
Author: Robert Chapman
A room without books is like a body without a soul.
Author: Cicero
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people.
Author: Peter McArthur
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road
without looking both ways?
Dead.
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
Q: Why did the chicken say,
"Meow, oink,
bow-wow, and moo?"
A: He was studying foreign languages.
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
Why are there no
aspirin in the
jungle?
The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What's the definition of Parity?
Two parrots
exactly the same!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What do you call a parrot when it has dried
itself
after a bath?
Polly unsaturated!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes