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Berlin is the testicle of the West. When I want the West to scream, I squeeze on Berlin.
Author: Nikita Khrushchev

Better be ill spoken of by one before all than by all before one.
Author: Scottish Proverb

Better is a dinner of herbs where love is, than a stalled ox and hatredtherewith.
Author: Bible

Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day.
Author: Anonymous

Between two products equal in price, function and quality, the better looking will out sell the other.
Author: Raymond Loewy

What dance do you do when summer is over? Tango (tan go).
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ? The conga !
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

How do you make a tissue dance ? Put a little boogie in it !
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

Which dances do the burgers do best? The burger-loo and the char char!
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said ''If someone says something about my eye, i'm gonna snap.'' They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, ''Would I?''
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes