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Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
Author: Lester B. Pearson

No good deed goes unpunished.
Author: Clare Booth Luce

It violates right order whenever capital so employees the working or wage-earning classes as to divert business and economic activity entirely to its own arbitrary will and advantage without, the social character of economic life, social justice, and the
Author: Pope Pius XI

Praise the bridge that carried you over.
Author: George Colman

Preach not to others what they should eat, but eat as becomes you, and be silent.
Author: Epictetus

If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? The swallow.
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Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE? One's mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural problem.
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Whats the difference between your wife and your job? After 10 years, the job still sucks.
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A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having sex in the middle of the road. Five times on his descent he sounded his horn, but they didn't move. He finally brought the truck' to a halt inches from them. The truck driver got out and stormed: "What the hell's the matter with you two?.Didn't you hear me? You could have been killed!" The man replied nonchalantly: "Listen, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming. You were the only one with brakes."
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Q: Why did the blonde make love in the microwave? A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.
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