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Rain usually makes me feel mellow. Curl up in the corner time, slow down, smell the furniture. Today it just makes me feel wet.
Author: Jeff Melvoin

Rationality is the recognition of the fact that nothing can alter the truth and nothing can take precedence over that act of perceiving it.
Author: Ayn Rand

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to be always part of unanimity.
Author: Christopher Morley

Irrationally held truths may be more harmful than reasoned errors.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you.
Author: Don Marquis

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog. How long have you felt like this? Ever since I was a puppy!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me? You have a broken finger!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!
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Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!
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Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam. You're too tents.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes