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If Edison had a needle to find in a haystack, he would proceed at once with the diligence of the bee to examine straw after straw until he found the object of his search... I was a sorry witness of such doings, knowing that a little theory and calculation
Author: Nikola Tesla

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
Author: Voltaire

If I think more about death than some other people, it is probably because I love life more than they do.
Author: Angelina Jolie

If it doesn't have Siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.
Author: Matt Groening

If man does find the solution for world peace it will be the most revolutionary reversal of his record we have ever known.
Author: George C. Marshall

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? He makes a swish!
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What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ? Ince pies !
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What did the bumble bee striker say ? Hive scored !
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How do hens encourage their football teams ? They egg them on !
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Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games ? So that they can pack the defence !
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