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I love life...Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like...It makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good
Author: Trey Parker and Matt Stone

The hatred you're carrying is a live coal in your heart - far more damaging to yourself than to them.
Author: Lawana Blackwell

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it!
Author: Jonathan Winters

The highest possible stage in moral culture is when we recognize that we ought to control our thoughts.
Author: Charles Darwin

Person to person, moment to moment, as we love, we change the world.
Author: Samahria Lyte Kaufman

Did you hear about the Mexican bricklayer who went crazy trying to lay a cornerstone in a roundhouse.
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Carmella and Mario were out on their first date. "Have you ever read Shakespeare?" asked Carmella. "No," said Mario. "Who wrote it?"
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Did you hear about the Irishman who tried to swim the English channel? Halfway across he decided he couldn't make it so he swam back.
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Did you hear about the Omaha mother who got tired of putting name tags on her son's shirts, so she had his name legally changed to "Machine Washable"?
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How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"? "5-5-2-2."
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