Best Cell Phones

If someone betrays you once, its their fault; if they betray you twice, its your fault.
Author: Eleanor Roosevelt

If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.
Author: Norman Augustine

If the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'em.
Author: Yogi Berra

If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me
Author: Jimmy Buffett

If the truth doesn't save us, what does that say about us?
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ? A lot of crackling on the line !
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

Party Host: Hello? Phone Caller: I'm trying to reach a Ms. Nidiot. Her first name is Ima. Could you please ask if anybody at your party knows her? Party Host: I'd be glad to. Please hold on. (shouts) Excuse me, but does anybody know Ima Nidiot?
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

What animals talk on the telephone the most? The yakety-yaks!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone? Mellow.
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

How does a lobster answer the phone? Shello?
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes