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Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows.
Author: William Shakespeare

Our constitution works. Our great republic is a government of laws, not of men.
Author: Gerald R. Ford

Our feelings are our most genuine paths to knowledge.
Author: Audre Lorde

Our greatest pretenses are built up not to hide the evil and the ugly in us, but our emptiness. The hardest thing to hide is something that is not there.
Author: Eric Hoffer

Our main business is not to see what lies dimly at a distance but to do what lies clearly at hand.
Author: Thomas Carlyle

Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins.
This is the joke from a category: Cowboy jokes

Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them? Cowboy: No we just let them go barefoot.
This is the joke from a category: Cowboy jokes

Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef.
This is the joke from a category: Cowboy jokes

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses? Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
This is the joke from a category: Cowboy jokes

If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? The horse's name is Friday!
This is the joke from a category: Cowboy jokes