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Only the mediocre are always at their best.
Author: Jean Giraudoux

Or ever the silver cord be loosed, or the golden bowl be broken, or the pitcher be broken at the fountain, or the wheel broken at the cistern.
Author: Bible

Oregano is the spice of life.
Author: Henry J. Tillman

Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows.
Author: William Shakespeare

Our constitution works. Our great republic is a government of laws, not of men.
Author: Gerald R. Ford

What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves!
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What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd!
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What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull!
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When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture.
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Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf
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