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Best quotes to send by SMS
No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties.Author: Bob Hope
No one travelling on a business trip would be missed if he failed to arrive.Author: Thorstein Veblen
It never pays to deal with the flyweights of the world. They take far too much pleasure in thwarting you at every turn.Author: Sue Grafton
No. Men should die for lies. But the truth is too precious to die for.Author: Terry Pratchett
Nobody can tell you if what you're doing is good, meaningful or worthwhile. The more compelling the path, the more lonely it is.Author: Hugh Macleod
The best jokes to send by SMS
What did one dairy cow say to another?
Got
milk?This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What do cows do for entertainment?
They go to
the mooooovies.This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What do cows like to listen to?
Moo-sic!This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing
machine?
Hamburger!This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What do you call a group of cattle sent into
orbit?
The first herd shot round the world!This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes