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Nothing is more difficult than the art of maneuvering for advantageous positions.
Author: Sun-Tzu

One of the joys we have in being human is in exercising our freedom to choose and to take each case as it comes to us. We are not robots who are forced into behaviors by their programming. We see things; we think about things; and we choose our course of
Author: Real Live Preacher

One of the serious obstacles to the improvement of our race is indiscriminate charity.
Author: Andrew Carnegie

One of the things that has helped me as much as any other, is not how long I am going to live, but how much I can do while living.
Author: George Washington Carver

One should absorb the colour of life, but one should never remember its details. Details are always vulgar.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Q: What did the blind blonde say as she was making love with her new boyfriend? A: "Funny, you don't feel Jewish."
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Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom? A: To keep the swelling down.
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Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing? A: The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
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Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office? A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.
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Q: What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach? A: Public access.
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