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Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
Author: H. G. Wells

Too many have dispensed with generosity in order to practice charity.
Author: Albert Camus

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Author: Colette

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant "idiot".
Author: Terry Pratchett

Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie.
Author: William Shakespeare

Patron: Didn't you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe? Waiter: Yes, and that's why they are the late heads of Europe.
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Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today. Patron: Yes it does, but it smells like soup.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter: Why didn't you make all the food on that long order? Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.
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Waiter, there's a fly in my custard ! I'll fetch him a spoon sir !
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter, there is a fly in my wine ! Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes