Best quotes to send by SMS
William Shakespeare Free from gross passion or of mirth or anger constant in spirit, not swerving with the blood, garnish'd and deck'd in modest compliment, not working with the eye without the ear, and but in purged judgement trusting neither? Such and so finely bolted
Author: William Shakespeare

Cicero Freedom is a possession of inestimable value.
Author: Cicero

Ronald Reagan Freedom is one of the deepest and noblest aspirations of the human spirit.
Author: Ronald Reagan

Henry Adams Friends are born, not made.
Author: Henry Adams

Jane Austen Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love.
Author: Jane Austen

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Brad ! Brad who ? Brad news I'm afraid !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Brian ! Brian who ? Brian drain !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ? Brie me my supper !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Brook ! Brook who ? Brook-lyn bridge !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ? Budweiser, the King of Beers !
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