Best quotes to send by SMS

Free from gross passion or of mirth or anger
constant in spirit, not swerving with the blood,
garnish'd and deck'd in modest compliment,
not working with the eye without the ear,
and but in purged judgement trusting neither?
Such and so finely bolted
Author: William Shakespeare
Freedom is a possession of inestimable value.
Author: Cicero
Freedom is one of the deepest and noblest aspirations of the human spirit.
Author: Ronald Reagan
Friends are born, not made.
Author: Henry Adams
Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love.
Author: Jane Austen
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brad
!
Brad who ?
Brad news I'm afraid !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brian
!
Brian who ?
Brian drain !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brie
!
Brie who ?
Brie me my supper !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brook
!
Brook who ?
Brook-lyn bridge !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bud
!
Bud who ?
Budweiser, the King of Beers !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes