Best quotes to send by SMS

Laughter is inner jogging.
Author: Norman Cousins
Law is order, and good law is good order.
Author: Aristotle
If you can't go over, you must go under.
Author: Yiddish Proverb
Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.
Author: Charles Lamb
Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself and know that everything in this life has a purpose.
Author: Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
The best jokes to send by SMS

Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat
herself?
A: Acupuncture.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on
one buck night?
A: They couldn't fit a deer into the
car.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in
front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
A: She wanted to see
what she looked like asleep.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard
before
dying of old age?
A: "Today children, we will learn our
ABC's"
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair
of water-skis?
A: She's still looking for a lake with a
slope.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes