Best quotes to send by SMS
Norman Cousins Laughter is inner jogging.
Author: Norman Cousins

Aristotle Law is order, and good law is good order.
Author: Aristotle

Yiddish Proverb If you can't go over, you must go under.
Author: Yiddish Proverb

Charles Lamb Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.
Author: Charles Lamb

Elisabeth Kubler-Ross Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself and know that everything in this life has a purpose.
Author: Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

The best jokes to send by SMS
Blonde jokes Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself? A: Acupuncture.
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Blonde jokes Q: Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night? A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.
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Blonde jokes Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
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Blonde jokes Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age? A: "Today children, we will learn our ABC's"
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Blonde jokes Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis? A: She's still looking for a lake with a slope.
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