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Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away.
Author: Sir Thomas Beecham

Brevity is the soul of wit.
Author: William Shakespeare

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.
Author: Laurence J. Peter

But all art is sensual and poetry particularly so. It is directly, that is, of the senses, and since the senses do not exist without an object for their employment all art is necessarily objective. It doesn't declaim or explain, it presents.
Author: William Carlos Williams

But never fear, gentlemen; castration was really not the point of feminism, and we women are too busy eviscerating one another to take you on.
Author: Anna Quindlen

Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur? A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.
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Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs? To give the ants a chance.
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes

How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur? Ask it a question. If he answers, it's a male; if she answers, it's female.
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes

What followed the dinosaur ? It's tail !
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes

What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic pork!
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