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Delay always breeds danger; and to protract a great design is often to ruin it.
Author: Miguel de Cervantes

Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.
Author: Alan Corenk

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time.
Author: E. B. White

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Design is directed toward human beings. To design is to solve human problems by identifying them and executing the best solution.
Author: Ivan Chermayeff

Why did the dog sleep so poorly? By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
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Why does a d dog scratch himself? He is the only one that knows where it itches.
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Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger? I'd rather have him chase the tiger.
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I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd.
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What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !
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