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God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.
Author: Paul Valery

God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.
Author: Sir William Bragg

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Author: Anonymous

Good and evil, reward and punishment, are the only motives to a rational creature: these are the spur and reins whereby all mankind are set on work, and guided.
Author: John Locke

Good design can't fix broken business models.
Author: Jeffrey Veen

Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? A: "Dead ant, Dead Ant ... Dead ant, Dead Ant .. Dead Ant" (to the tune of Pink Panther theme).
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How does the vicar explore the Internet? With the church mouse.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet? Anything you like, they're not listening to you anyway.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

You're a big internet fan, arn't you? Yes, I really get a buzz out of it!
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes