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I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.
Author: Terry Pratchett

I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and then put them in my mouth.
Author: Mignon McLaughlin

Im good enough, Im smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
Author: Al Franken

I'm NOT short. I prefer to think there is simply more space above my head for word balloons full of devastatingly pithy witticisms.
Author: R. Stevens

Im searching through all that has ever been hoped, in praise of what can never be known.
Author: Real Live Preacher

How did the hail stone describe it's life? -It really has a lot of ups and downs
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How can you tell if a tornado is stupid? -If it spins anti-cyclonically
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Why is the sky not happy on clear days? It has the blues
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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio? The nearest ISOBAR!!
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During the month of June and July. Here in the panhandle it got pretty hot in this area. In Fact people were even overworking in the heat. So one day I was working outside in the heat and then i thought i better get inside. My Boss asked me where i was going and i told him i am going inside to cool down . He said that i better get back to work. I said i cant, he said how come.? Because it is so hot out here that i have to go inside to change my mind.
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