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Listen. Do not have an opinion while you listen because frankly, your opinion doesnt hold much water outside of Your Universe. Just listen. Listen until their brain has been twisted like a dripping towel and what they have to say is all over the floor.Author: Hugh Elliott
Literature is an occupation in which you have to keep proving your talent to people who have none.Author: Jules Renard
Living in a vacuum sucks.Author: Adrienne E. Gusoff
Living well is the best revenge.Author: George Herbert
If you look up 'Intelligence' in the new volumes of the Encyclopeadia Britannica, you'll find it classified under the following three heads: Intelligence, Human; Intelligence, Animal; Intelligence, Military. My stepfather's a perfect specimen of IntelligeAuthor: Aldous Huxley
The best jokes to send by SMS
How do you make a Venetian blind?
Poke him in
the eyeThis is the joke from a category: Blind jokes
Did you hear about the blind porcupine?
He
fell in love with a pincushion!This is the joke from a category: Blind jokes
Have
you seen stieve wonders house? -niether
did heThis is the joke from a category: Blind jokes
A dumb
blonde was really tired of being
made fun of, so she decided to have her
hair she would look like a
brunette.
When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in
the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a
farmer and a flock of
sheep and thought,
"Oh! Those sheep are
so adorable!"
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"
The
farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a
try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."
The
farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like
a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.
Before
she left, farmer walked up to her and said.
"If I can guess the
real color of your hair, can I have my dog
back?"This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but
missed!This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes