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Man: the glory, jest, and riddle of the world.
Author: Alexander Pope

Man's chiefest treasure is a sparing tongue.
Author: Hesiod

Many people think that if they were only in some other place, or had some other job, they would be happy. Well, that is doubtful. So get as much happiness out of what you are doing as you can and don't put off being happy until some future date.
Author: Dale Carnegie

Maps encourage boldness. They're like cryptic love letters. They make anything seem possible.
Author: Mark Jenkins

Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we
Author: Dan Quayle

What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle !
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Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.
This is the joke from a category: Beauty jokes

A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Nothing," replied the assistant. "Nothing?" she asked, "but how can I look like a film star?" "Haven't you seen a film called The Creature from the Black Lagoon?" replied the assistant.
This is the joke from a category: Beauty jokes

People keep telling me I'm beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.
This is the joke from a category: Beauty jokes

A little boy came running into the kitchen. 'Dad, dad' he said, 'there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face' 'Tell him you've already got one,' said his father !
This is the joke from a category: Beauty jokes