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There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before.
Author: Robert Lynd

Zeus does not bring all men's plans to fulfillment.
Author: Homer

"Careful with fire" is good advice we know. "Careful with words" is ten times doubly so.
Author: William Carleton

"Know thyself," said the old philosopher, "improve thyself," saith the new. Our great object in time is not to waste our passions and gifts on the things external that we must leave behind, but that we cultivate within us all that we can carry into the et
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton

...And I've looked over, and I've seen the promised land. I may not get there with you, but I want you to know tonight that we as a people will get to the promised land. So I'm happy tonight. I'm not worried about anything. I'm not fearing any man.
Author: Martin Luther King Jr.

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb? "You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"
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"Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?" " My right hand." " Amazing!Most people have to use the on/off switch."
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I've been on my computer all night! Don't you think you'd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?
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Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on? Pupil: No, Miss, the dress you're wearing looks fine.
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What did the mouse say to the webcam? Cheese.
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