Best quotes to send by SMS
Doris Lessing All sanity depends on this: that it should be a delight to feel heat strike the skin, a delight to stand upright, knowing the bones are moving easily under the flesh.
Author: Doris Lessing

Demosthenes All speech is vain and empty unless it be accompanied by action.
Author: Demosthenes

Andrea Bocelli All that counts in life is intention.
Author: Andrea Bocelli

Edgar Allan Poe All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
Author: Edgar Allan Poe

Jeanne Phillips All the world's a cage.
Author: Jeanne Phillips

The best jokes to send by SMS
Book title jokes Communicating with Cattle by I. Ken Mooue
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Brother and sister jokes Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!
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Brother and sister jokes 'What's your father's occupation?' asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year. 'He's a conjurer, Ma'am,' said the new boy. 'How interesting. What's his favourite trick?' 'He saws people in half.' 'Gosh! now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?' 'One half brother and two half sisters.'
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Brother and sister jokes Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks she's an elevator. Tell her to come in. I can't. She doesn't stop at this floor.
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Brother and sister jokes A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother, 'I hate my sister's guts.' 'All right,' said his mother, 'I won't put them in your sandwiches again.'
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