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Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this, that you are dreadfully like other people.
Author: James Russell Lowell

What's in a name? That which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet.
Author: William Shakespeare

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.
Author: Cindy Gardner

Whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with thy might.
Author: Bible

When a dog runs at you, whistle for him.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink? A slipped disk.
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Which football team to you need to connect up your computer? Leeds.
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Would you like to buy a second-hand computer? I'm afraid not. I'm only able to type with one hand as it is.
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Why do computer teachers never get sick? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
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What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant-digestion!
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