Best quotes to send by SMS
Oscar Wilde A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Russian Proverb A man is judged by his deeds, not by his words.
Author: Russian Proverb

Henry David Thoreau A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

John Heywood A man may well bring a horse to the water but he cannot make him drink.
Author: John Heywood

Michelangelo Buonarroti A man paints with his brains and not with his hands.
Author: Michelangelo Buonarroti

The best jokes to send by SMS
Book title jokes Is this Love? by Midas Wellbee
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Book title jokes The Ugly Hag by Ida Face
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Book title jokes The Joys of Horse-riding by Jim Kama
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Book title jokes My Years in a Lunatic Asylum by I. M. Nutty
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Book title jokes What's Up, Doc? by Howie Dewin
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