Best quotes to send by SMS

A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Author: Oscar Wilde
A man is judged by his deeds, not by his words.
Author: Russian Proverb
A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone.
Author: Henry David Thoreau
A man may well bring a horse to the water but he cannot make him drink.
Author: John Heywood
A man paints with his brains and not with his hands.
Author: Michelangelo Buonarroti
The best jokes to send by SMS

Is this Love? by Midas
Wellbee
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The Ugly Hag by Ida Face
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The Joys of Horse-riding by Jim Kama
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My Years in a Lunatic Asylum by I. M.
Nutty
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What's Up, Doc? by
Howie Dewin
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