Best quotes to send by SMS

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith
If writers stopped writing about what happened to them, then there would be a lot of empty pages.
Author: Elaine Liner
It isn't that they can't see the solution. It is that they can't see the problem.
Author: G. K. Chesterton
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Author: W. C. Fields
Never confuse movement with action.
Author: Ernest Hemingway
The best jokes to send by SMS

On what should you mount a statue of your cat
?
A caterpillar !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes
What works in a circus, walks a
tightrope and
has claws ?
An acrocat !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes
Why are cats longer
in the evening than they
are in the morning?
Because they're let out in the evening and
taking in in the morning
!
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes
What did the black cat say
to the fish
?
I've got a bone to pick with you !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes
Teacher: Name four members of the cat
family
Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes