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The judge is condemned when the criminal is absolved.
Author: Publilius Syrus

The kind of beauty I want most is the hard-to-get kind that comes from within - strength, courage, dignity.
Author: Ruby Dee

The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life than the greatest of things without it.
Author: Carl Jung

The lesson which life repeats and constantly enforces is 'look under foot.' You are always nearer the divine and the true sources of your power than you think.
Author: John Burroughs

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear ha
Author: Frank Herbert

What is the most religious insect ? A mosque-ito !
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What insect lives on nothing ? A moth, because it eats holes
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Why was the moth so unpopular ? He kept picking holes in everything !
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What has 50 legs but cant walk ? Half a centipede !
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What does a cat go to sleep on ? A caterpillow !
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