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Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.
Author: Will Rogers

Live your life as though there is great joy to be experienced... an abundance of goodness in each person you come in contact with, and the knowledge that you have enough inner wisdom to answer the mysteries that challenge you.
Author: Meladee McCarty

Only actions give life strength; only moderation gives it a charm.
Author: Jean Paul Richter

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
Author: George Bush

When a man's knowledge is sufficient to attain, and his virtue is not sufficient to enable him to hold, whatever he may have gained, he will lose again.
Author: Confucius

What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes

A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, ''I'm Jesus Christ.'' The first priest says, ''No, son, I'm Jesus Christ.'' So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest replies, ''No, son, I'm Jesus Christ.'' The drunk says, ''Look, I can prove it.'' and walks back into the bar with the priests. The bartender takes on look at the drunk and exclaims, ''Jesus Christ, you're here again?''
This is the joke from a category: Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Crash Test Barbie ...comes with car and brick wall
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes

How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.
This is the joke from a category: Beauty jokes