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Best quotes to send by SMS
Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in the ass that's somehow connected to birth.Author: Hugh Elliott
We are the people our parents warned us about.Author: Jimmy Buffett
Nothing is so dangerous as an ignorant friend;
A wise enemy is worth more.Author: Jean De la Fontaine
My evil genius Procrastination has whispered me to tarry 'til a more convenient season.Author: Mary Todd Lincoln
To regret deeply is to live afresh.Author: Henry David Thoreau
The best jokes to send by SMS
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have
in common ?
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes
How can you tell a rabbit from a
skunk?
A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes
Why did the skunk buy four boxes of
tissues?
Because he had a stinking cold!This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes
What do you get if you
cross a
skunk and a cartoon penguin?
Pingu-Pong!This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes
What did the judge say when
the
skunk was on trial?
Odour in court!This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes