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Best quotes to send by SMS
My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?Author: Flip Wilson
My tongue is the pen of a ready writer.Author: Bible
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.Author: Rodney Dangerfield
My words fly up, my thoughts remain below:
Words without thoughts never to heaven go.Author: William Shakespeare
Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character.Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
The best jokes to send by SMS
What song does a car radio play?
A
cartoon (car, tune).This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes
If an electric train travels 90
miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the
north, in which direction is the smoke blowing?
There is no smoke
from an electric train!This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes
Where do cars get the most
flat
tires?
Where there is a fork in the road.This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes
What is a banged-up used
car?
A
car in first-crash condition.This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes
What do you call someone who draws funny
pictures of
motor vehicles ?
A car-toonist !This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes