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Possession is eleven points in the law.
Author: Colley Cibber

Power corrupts the few, while weakness corrupts the many.
Author: Eric Hoffer

It is much easier to try one's hand at many things than to concentrate one's powers on one thing.
Author: Quintilian

Praise the young and they will flourish.
Author: Irish Proverb

Pride sullies the noblest character.
Author: Claudianus

Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out of a blonde's mouth? A: Einstein's dick.
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Q: What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?" A: "No, I just lie there."
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Q: What is a bellybutton for? A: It gives a blonde a place to park her gum on the way down.
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Q: What did the blonde say during a porno? A: "There I am!"
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Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A: They're doing research on black holes.
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