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There is a tide in the affairs of men Which taken at the flood, leads on to fortune; Omitted, all the voyage of their life Is bound in shallows and in miseries.
Author: William Shakespeare

There is absolutely no inevitability as long as there is a willingness to contemplate what is happening.
Author: Marshall McLuhan

Over the years your bodies become walking autobiographies, telling friends and strangers alike of the minor and major stresses of your lives.
Author: Marilyn Ferguson

I would rather not know how to write and have something to say than know how to write and have nothing to say.
Author: Enrique Tessieri

There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum.
Author: Arthur C. Clarke

Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs? A: By their names.
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Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car? A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.
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Q: What's the definition of a nerd? A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.
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Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bass ! Bass who ? Bass the salt and pepper please !
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