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Conquer thyself, till thou has done this, thou art but a slave; for it is almost as well to be subjected to another's appetite as to thine own.
Author: Sir Richard Francis Burton

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Consider your origin; you were not born to live like brutes, but to follow virtue and knowledge.
Author: Dante Alighieri

Conspicuous consumption of valuable goods is a means of reputability to the gentleman of leisure.
Author: Thorstein Veblen

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth.
Author: Blaise Pascal

Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me. Next please!
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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change!
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Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar! Have you taken anything for it?
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Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox!
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Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle. I see your point! Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad? Well, I ouldn't start watching any new soap operas!
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