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I would visualize things coming to me. It would just make me feel better. Visualization works if you work hard. That's the thing. You can't just visualize and go eat a sandwich.
Author: Jim Carrey

Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows.
Author: David T. Wolf

If a man does not know to what port he is steering, no wind is favourable to him.
Author: Seneca

If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves there wouldn't be enough to go around.
Author: Christina Stead

If an idea's worth having once, it's worth having twice.
Author: Tom Stoppard

What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ? Icerbergers with chilli sauce !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

Why did the boy become an astronaut? Because he was told he was no earthly good.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane. The first thing they saw was a red pillar box. `Take us to your leader,' said the first alien. `Don't waste time talking to him. Can't you see he's only a child?' said the second alien.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes