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The most perfidious way of harming a cause consists of defending it deliberately with faulty arguments.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

Life's a voyage that's homeward bound.
Author: Herman Melville

Let not him that girdeth on his harness boast himself as he that putteth it off.
Author: Bible

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault.
Author: Henry Kissinger

Search others for their virtues, thyself for thy vices.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Knock Knock Who's there ! Adam ! Adam who ? Adam up and tell me the total !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ? Adore stands between us, open up !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ? Ahmed a big mistake coming here !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ? Aladdin the street wants a word with you !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Albert ! Albert who ! Albert you don't know who this is !
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