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Envy can be a positive motivator. Let it inspire you to work harder for what you want.
Author: Robert Bringle

Equations are just the boring part of mathematics. I attempt to see things in terms of geometry.
Author: Stephen Hawking

Et tu, Brute. [You also, Brutus.]
Author: Julius Caesar

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy.
Author: Margaret Thatcher

Even his griefs are a joy long after to one that remembers all that he wrought and endured.
Author: Homer

Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.
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Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers? They have short tales!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road? Look out for the mice!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake? To a weterinarian!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball? The Philadelphia Beagles!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes