Best quotes to send by SMS

Forgiveness does not always lead to a healed relationship. Some people are not capable of love, and it might be wise to let them go along with your anger. Wish them well, and let them go their way.
Author: Real Live Preacher
Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now, when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine for magic.
Author: Thomas Szasz
Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them.
Author: Suzanne Necker
Fragile as reason is and limited as law is as the institutionalised medium of reason, that's all we have between us and the tyranny of mere will and the cruelty of unbridled, undisciplined feelings.
Author: Felix Frankfurter
Freedom and indedendence form my character.
Author: Mustafa Kemal Ataturk
The best jokes to send by SMS

What's
the easiest way for a Gorilla
hunter to make money?
Collect unemployment insurance!
This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes
A young reporter went to a retirement home to
interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the
old man to
tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.
The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the
jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native
gunbearer was
behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen
leaped onto the
path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only
to find the native
had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a
mighty ROARRRR! I soiled
myself."
The reporter said, "Under
those circumstances anyone would have done
the same."
The old
explorer said, "No, not then - just now when I went
'ROARRRR!'"
This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes
How does an idiot call for his dog?
He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
Why did the idiot plant nickels in his
garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about
the stupid
woodworm?
He was found in a brick.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes