Best quotes to send by SMS
Real Live Preacher Forgiveness does not always lead to a healed relationship. Some people are not capable of love, and it might be wise to let them go along with your anger. Wish them well, and let them go their way.
Author: Real Live Preacher

Thomas Szasz Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now, when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine for magic.
Author: Thomas Szasz

Suzanne Necker Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them.
Author: Suzanne Necker

Felix Frankfurter Fragile as reason is and limited as law is as the institutionalised medium of reason, that's all we have between us and the tyranny of mere will and the cruelty of unbridled, undisciplined feelings.
Author: Felix Frankfurter

Mustafa Kemal Ataturk Freedom and indedendence form my character.
Author: Mustafa Kemal Ataturk

The best jokes to send by SMS
Hunting jokes What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money? Collect unemployment insurance!
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Hunting jokes A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had. The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gunbearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself." The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same." The old explorer said, "No, not then - just now when I went 'ROARRRR!'"
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Idiot and fool jokes How does an idiot call for his dog? He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.
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Idiot and fool jokes Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden? He wanted to raise some hard cash.
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Idiot and fool jokes Did you hear about the stupid woodworm? He was found in a brick.
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