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Pain (any pain--emotional, physical, mental) has a message. The information it has about our life can be remarkably specific, but it usually falls into one of two categories: "We would be more alive if we did more of this," and, "Life would be more lovely
Author: Peter McWilliams

Painting is just another way of keeping a diary.
Author: Pablo Picasso

Pardon one offense, and you encourage the commission of many.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Partying is such sweet sorrow.
Author: Robert Byrne

Pathos, piety, courage, they exist, but are identical, and so is filth. Everything exists, nothing has value.
Author: E. M. Forster

What do cows like to line dance to ? Any kind of moosic you like !
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What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

First ghoul: You don't look too well today. Second ghoul: No, I'm dead on my feet.
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

Waiter, waiter! There's a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Who's going to look after his family?
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes