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There'll be bluebirds over the white cliffs of Dover, Tomorrow, just you wait and see.
Author: Nat Burton

Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.
Author: Calvin Trillin

There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.
Author: Jeff Foxworthy

There's an old saying that if you come back to the place where you became a man, you will remember all those things you need to be happy... That saying never made sense to me, but I thought it was worth a try.
Author: Henry Bromel

There's no correlation between creativity and equipment ownership. None. Zilch. Nada. Actually, as the artist gets more into his thing, and as he gets more successful, his number of tools tends to go down. He knows what works for him. Expending mental ene
Author: Hugh Macleod

Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals. On this, Republicans are in full agreement.
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"Are you a member of any organized political party?" "No. I'm a Republican."
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Q: What's a conservative? A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.
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Q: Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown? A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.
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Q: You know what the problem with political jokes is, don't you? A: They get elected.
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