Best Cell Phones

Give what you have. To someone, it may be better than you dare to think.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Glass, china and reputation are easily cracked, and never well mended.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Go after a man's weakness, and never, ever, threaten unless you're going to follow through, because if you don't, the next time you won't be taken seriously.
Author: Roy M. Cohn

Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.
Author: Jay Leno

God creates men, but they choose each other.
Author: Niccolo Machiavelli

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ? To improve his bite !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code ? A morese-quito !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ? An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ? A grasshover !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

Why was the centipede late ? Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes