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Character is like a tree and reputation like its shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.
Author: Abraham Lincoln

Charity begins at home, but shouldn't end there.
Author: Scottish Proverb

Charm is the quality in others that makes us more satisfied with ourselves.
Author: Henri-Frdric Amiel

Cheese, wine, and a friend must be old to be good.
Author: Cuban Proverb

Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency.
Author: Raymond Chandler

Whats the definition of love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
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A woman went to the doctor and complained that she was suffering from I knee pains. "Do you indulge in any activity that puts a lot of pressure on your knees?" asked the doctor. "Every night, my husband and I have sex on the floor doggy style." "I see," said the doctor. "You know, there are plenty of other sexual positions?" "Not if you want to watch TV there ain't!"
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Q: Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy? A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.
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Q: What do you call a blonde that can suck a golfball through a water hose? A:Sweetheart!
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Q: What do blonde's have against condoms? A: Their cheeks.
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