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[The superior man] acts before he speaks, and afterwards speaks according to his actions.
Author: Confucius

1492. As children we were taught to memorize this year with pride and joy as the year people began living full and imaginative lives on the continent of North America. Actually, people had been living full and imaginative lives on the continent of North A
Author: Kurt Vonnegut

A bad wound may heal, but a bad name will kill.
Author: Scottish Proverb

A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song.
Author: Chinese Proverb

A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.
Author: Jack London

How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!
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Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
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You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
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How many weeks are there in a light year?
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