Best quotes to send by SMS

All my possessions for a moment of time.
Author: Elizabeth I
All of us have in our veins the exact same percentage of salt in our blood that exists in the ocean, and, therefore, we have salt in our blood, in our sweat, in our tears. We are tied to the ocean. And when we go back to the sea -- whether it is to sail o
Author: John F. Kennedy
All over the place, from the popular culture to the propaganda system, there is constant pressure to make people feel that they are helpless, that the only role they can have is to ratify decisions and to consume.
Author: Noam Chomsky
All pleasures contain an element of sadness.
Author: Jonathan Eibeschutz
All progress is precarious, and the solution of one problem brings us face to face with another problem.
Author: Martin Luther King Jr.
The best jokes to send by SMS

Little
Johnny's class were on an outing
to their local police station where
they saw pictures, of the ten
most wanted men, tacked to a bulletin
board. On the way out of the
police station Little Johnny said to the
officer, "it was so nice of
you to put my daddy's picture up there."
This is the joke from a category: Children jokes
What do
you get if you cross Father
Christmas with a detective ?
Santa Clues !
This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes
What's Father Christmas
called when he
takes a rest while delivering presents ?
Santa pause !
This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes
Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The
turkey - he's always stuffed !
This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes
How to cats greet each other at
Christmas ?
"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !
This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes