Best quotes to send by SMS
Elizabeth I All my possessions for a moment of time.
Author: Elizabeth I

John F. Kennedy All of us have in our veins the exact same percentage of salt in our blood that exists in the ocean, and, therefore, we have salt in our blood, in our sweat, in our tears. We are tied to the ocean. And when we go back to the sea -- whether it is to sail o
Author: John F. Kennedy

Noam Chomsky All over the place, from the popular culture to the propaganda system, there is constant pressure to make people feel that they are helpless, that the only role they can have is to ratify decisions and to consume.
Author: Noam Chomsky

Jonathan Eibeschutz All pleasures contain an element of sadness.
Author: Jonathan Eibeschutz

Martin Luther King Jr. All progress is precarious, and the solution of one problem brings us face to face with another problem.
Author: Martin Luther King Jr.

The best jokes to send by SMS
Children jokes Little Johnny's class were on an outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, of the ten most wanted men, tacked to a bulletin board. On the way out of the police station Little Johnny said to the officer, "it was so nice of you to put my daddy's picture up there."
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Christmas jokes What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ? Santa Clues !
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Christmas jokes What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !
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Christmas jokes Who is never hungry at Christmas ? The turkey - he's always stuffed !
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Christmas jokes How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? "A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !
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