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I started concentrating so hard on my vision that I lost sight.
Author: Robin Green

I write because I'm afraid to say some things out loud.
Author: Real Live Preacher

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen.
Author: John Steinbeck

If a `religion' is defined to be a system of ideas that contains unprovable statements, then Godel taught us that mathematics is not only a religion, it is the only religion that can prove itself to be one.
Author: John D. Barrow

If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.
Author: Albert Einstein

What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !
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What is a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto !
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What's a snakes favourite dance ? Snake, rattle & roll !
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Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? Because they had a crush on each other !sna
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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ? Poison by Christian Dior !
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