Best quotes to send by SMS

Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of another.
Author: Marquis de Condorcet
Entrepreneurs and their small enterprises are responsible for almost all the economic growth in the United States.
Author: Ronald Reagan
Equal participants doing similar things will generate lots of new ideas.
Author: Tom McMakin
Es tan corto el amor, y tan largo el olvido.
(Love is so short, and forgetting is so long.)
Author: Pablo Neruda
Eternity's a terrible thought. I mean, where's it all going to end?
Author: Tom Stoppard
The best jokes to send by SMS

What kind of money
do fishermen make ?
Net profits !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
What do you call a literary fish?
Salmon
Rushdie!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
Why is a fish easy to weigh ?
Because it
has its own scales !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
Which fish dresses the best?
The Swordfish
- It always looks sharp!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
What did the
fish do when his piano
sounded odd?
He called the piano tuna!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes