Best quotes to send by SMS
Marquis de Condorcet Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of another.
Author: Marquis de Condorcet

Ronald Reagan Entrepreneurs and their small enterprises are responsible for almost all the economic growth in the United States.
Author: Ronald Reagan

Tom McMakin Equal participants doing similar things will generate lots of new ideas.
Author: Tom McMakin

Pablo Neruda Es tan corto el amor, y tan largo el olvido. (Love is so short, and forgetting is so long.)
Author: Pablo Neruda

Tom Stoppard Eternity's a terrible thought. I mean, where's it all going to end?
Author: Tom Stoppard

The best jokes to send by SMS
Fishing jokes What kind of money do fishermen make ? Net profits !
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Fishing jokes What do you call a literary fish? Salmon Rushdie!
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Fishing jokes Why is a fish easy to weigh ? Because it has its own scales !
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Fishing jokes Which fish dresses the best? The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!
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Fishing jokes What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd? He called the piano tuna!
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