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If you dig a grave for others, you might fall into it yourself.
Author: Irish Proverb

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

The medium is the message.
Author: Marshall McLuhan

Share your M&Ms. There are bags and bags of them all over the place. If you give them one of yours, even one of the green ones, you will not be lacking. Honust Injun. Now apply this to Time, Concern, Touch, Interest and Being Vulnerable.
Author: Hugh Elliott

The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven.
Author: John Milton

Who has the best website in the jungle? The Onlion King.
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I spent the whole evening knotsurfing! Don't you mean netsurfing? No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!
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What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing? The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.
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Why are elephants no good at Net surfing? Because they're scared of the mouse.
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Do you enjoy websurfing? No way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!
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