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Best quotes to send by SMS
Sleep, those little slices of death; Oh how I loathe them.Author: Edgar Allan Poe
How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.Author: Benjamin Disraeli
If your morals make you dreary, depend on it , they are wrong.Author: Robert Louis Stevenson
So full of artless jealousy is guilt,
It spills itself in fearing to be spilt.Author: William Shakespeare
So little time and so little to do.Author: Oscar Levant
The best jokes to send by SMS
Why do elephants have trunks ?
Because
they've no pockets to put things in !This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What do elephants do in
the evenings
?
Watch elevision !This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
Why did the elephant jump in
the lake
when it began to rain ?
To stop getting wet !This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
Who do elephants get their christmas
presents from ?
Elephanta Claus !This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
Why do the elephants have short tails
?
Because they can't remember long stories !This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes