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A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
Author: Jane Caminos

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top .
Author: Unknown

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.
Author: Sir Francis Bacon

A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.
Author: Eleanor Roosevelt

A word to the wise is enough.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!
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Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours? Write please turn over on both sides of the paper!
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Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.
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Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree? A: Wave
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Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes